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Weather Report

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MzVogo
Fri, 18 Dec 1998 23:53:53 EST


As the temps drop here in Orygun, I thought I would share a funny with all of
you...
Happy vacations everyone!!!! May you all be blessed during the New Year.

kim
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> > This is the Unofficial World Wide Activities Thermometer, based on
> > stereotypes and geographical generalizations by temperature.
> >
> >
> > Air Temperatures:
> >
> > 60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on.
> >
> > 50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat.
> >
> > 45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
> >
> > 40 degrees - You can see your breath, Californians shiver
> > uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming.
> >
> > 35 degrees - Italians cars don't start.
> >
> > 32 degrees - Water freezes.
> >
> > 30 degrees - You plan your vacation in Australia.
> >
> > 25 degrees - Ohio water freezes, Californians weep pitiably,
> > Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming.
> >
> > 20 degrees - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York
> > City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation farther south.
> >
> > 15 degrees - French cars don't start, cat insists on sleeping in your
> > bed with you.
> >
> > 10 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
> >
> > 5 degrees - American cars don't start.
> >
> > 0 degrees - Alaskans put on T-shirts.
> >
> > -10 degrees - German cars don't start, eyes freeze shut when you step
> > outside.
> >
> > -15 degrees - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo,
> > Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents cease to
exist.
> >
> > -20 degrees - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you,
> > politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans
> > shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start.
> >
> > -25 degrees - Too cold to think, you need jumper cables to get the
> > driver going.
> >
> > -30 degrees - You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start.
> >
> > -40 degrees - Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button,
> > Canadians put on sweater, your car helps you plan your trip South.
> >
> > -50 degrees - Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the
> > bathroom window.
> >
> > -80 degrees - Polar bears move South, Green Bay Packer (and Buffalo
> > Bills) fans order hot cocoa at the game.
> >
> > -90 degrees - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
> >
> > -100 degrees - Hell freezes over, Clinton finally tells all.
> >