This was an actual obituary published in The Times-Picayune,
New Orleans on
Word has been received that Gertrude M. Jones, 81, passed
away on August 25, 2003, under the loving care of the
nursing aides of Heritage Manor of
Mandeville, Louisiana. She was a native of Lebanon, KY.
She was a retired Vice President of Georgia International
Life Insurance Company of Atlanta, GA. Her husband, Warren
K. Jones predeceased her. Two daughters survive her: Dawn
Hunt and her live-in boyfriend, Roland, of Mandeville, LA;
and Melba Kovalak and her husband, Drew Kovalak, of
Woodbury, MN. Three sisters, four grandchildren and three
great grandchildren, also survive her. Funeral services were
held in Louisville, KY.
Memorial gifts may be made to any organization that seeks
the removal of President George Bush from office.