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Lesson Plans

Re: Sax

From: Judy Nagel (jdnag)
Date: Mon Aug 07 2000 - 18:37:13 PDT

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    Patti, I'll reply for Bunki.
    1. Blow very hard. It helps to close the windows and contain the hot air.
    2. Break them into small segments. Exercise in the time left over.
    3. Sleep through the last 10 years of teaching. If you do it right, they'll
    elect you to the school board.
    4. Practice on your students. It will help to make them more cooperative.
    5. Lay on your back and stare upward. Nobody will notice what's being

    Judy P.S. The sales meeting is going great. I've implemented some of the
    above. ala Bunki..Toodles!

    ----- Original Message -----
    From: <Artystyc3>
    To: ArtsEdNet Talk <artsednet>
    Sent: Monday, August 07, 2000 7:44 PM
    Subject: Re: Sax

    > Bunkie-
    > Your a riot......let me know if they pick up on any of your suggested
    > Here's a few more:
    > 1. How to air dry clay for 720 students on a 6'X4' shelf unit.
    > 2. You TOO can survive 7 classes a day with a 20 min. lunch break!
    > 3. Plan for retirement early but don't plan on an early retirement.
    > 4. How to make ANYTHING out of clay or papier mache in 45 minutes.
    > 5. How to teach about the Sistine Chapel without censorship.
    > Patti-Artystyc3
    > ---


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