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From: DeDeRuss
Date: Mon Aug 07 2000 - 07:43:42 PDT

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    In a message dated 8/6/00 9:57:03 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
    Clean@muscle-head.com writes:

    <<
     An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean
     that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior,
     the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth,
     wisdom, or beauty.
     
     Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.
     
     "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke
     and a bolt of lightning.
     
     Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded
     by a faint halo of light.
     
     One of his colleagues whispers, "Say something."
     
     The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money." >>


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