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An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon return, found four males
in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows
how to use it and that she will if required: so get out of the car.
The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out
and ran like mad, whereupon the lady proceeded to load her shopping
bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.
Small problem: Her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was
identical and parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her
bags into her car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to
whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and
pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males
were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly white woman; no charges