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fwd; lemon squeeze joke

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Larry Cox (l_j_cox)
Fri, 3 Apr 1998 15:42:18 -0800


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hi there;

here's a good joke:

Linda

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest
man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender
would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass and hand
the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of
juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time
(weightlifters, longshoremen, etch.), but nobody could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came in wearing thick glasses
and a polyester suit and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like
to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender
said okay, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the
wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man
clenched his fist around the lemon, and six drops fell into the
glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1,000 and
asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a
lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?" The man replied, "I work
for the IRS."
________________

Be even better if you change the lemon to a turnip and make it bleed....

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hi there;
 
here's a good joke:
 
Linda
 
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man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet.  = The=20 bartender
would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass = and=20 hand
the lemon to a patron.  Anyone who could squeeze one more = drop=20 of
juice out would win the money.  Many people had tried over=20 time
(weightlifters, longshoremen, etch.), but nobody could do=20 it.
       One day this scrawny little = man came=20 in wearing thick glasses
and a polyester suit and said in a tiny, = squeaky=20 voice, "I'd like
to try the bet."  After the laughter = had died=20 down, the bartender
said okay, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed = away.  Then=20 he handed the
wrinkled remains of the rind to the little=20 man.
       But the crowd's laughter = turned to=20 total silence as the man
clenched his fist around the lemon, and six = drops=20 fell into the
glass.  As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid = the=20 $1,000 and
asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? = Are you=20 a
lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?"  The man replied, = "I=20 work
for the IRS."
________________

Be even better if = you=20 change the lemon to a turnip and make it=20 bleed....
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