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Fw: Hi - Proverbs for teachers

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Larry Cox (l_j_cox)
Thu, 2 Apr 1998 19:53:06 -0800


Hi;
Just wanted to share this very funny list...
Linda
-----Original Message-----
From: Susan Mangels <mangels1>
To: L_J_Cox <L_J_Cox>
Date: Thursday, April 02, 1998 8:44 AM
Subject: Hi

>Dear Linda,
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>Have you seen this one? Thought you would enjoy this one since you teach!
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>A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs.
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>She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them
>come up with the rest.
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>As you shall make your bed so shall you...............mess it up.
>Better be safe than...........................punch a 5th grader.
>Strike while the ...................................bug is close.
>It's always darkest before.................daylight savings time.
>You can lead a horse to water but............................how?
>Don't bite the hand that.............................looks dirty.
>A miss is as good as a........................................Mr.
>You can't teach an old dog new..............................math.
>If you lie down with the dogs, you'll.......stink in the morning.
>The pen is mightier than the................................pigs.
>An idle mind is............................the best way to relax.
>Where there's smoke, there's...........................pollution.
>Happy the bride who........................gets all the presents.
>A penny saved is........................................not much.
>Two's company, three's............................the musketeers.
>Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and....you have to blow your
>nose.
>Children should be seen and not..............spanked or grounded.
>When the blind leadeth the blind..............get out of the way
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>Susan M. Mangels (^..^)~
>LLNL/DNT/A-Division
>Livermore, CA
>Ofc (925) 422-1521
>FAX (925) 424-3294
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