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SCarl49932 <SCarl49932>: government jobs

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bob carl (bcarl28)
Wed, 1 Apr 1998 16:33:45 -0500

FOR THOSE IN NEED of a good laugh.....enjoy

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From: SCarl49932 <SCarl49932>
To: cheryl144, WITHAMT,
CLdyHawk,MrChadwik, RSTANLEY,,Sarah_Smart,
Missyamee,ReavisE.MIL, KnKd,
MKemper608,MAGNAW, Wayne1126,
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bcarl28,KBlake00, ganderson
Subject: government jobs
Date: Wed, 1 Apr 1998 06:26:22 EST
Message-ID: <bbacc81.35222460>

>Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were.
>The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the
>man was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Worker.
>To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff."
>T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and
>drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that he was
>pretty smart.
>The Accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and
>"Slide Rule, do your stuff." Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and
>returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3
>cookies each. Everone agreed that was also good.
>But the Chemist said his dog could do even better. He called to his dog
>and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the
>fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10-ounce glass from the
>and poured exactly 8 ounces of milk without spilling a drop. Everyone
>agreed that was really good.
>Then the three men turned to the Government Worker and said "What can
>dog do?" The Government Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee
>do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank
>the milk, dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs,
>claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for
>unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation, and went
>on sick leave.

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