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Re: No money or no monet?

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Ken Rohrer (kenroar)
Thu, 11 Apr 1996 00:40:33 -0600


>Hi all!
>
>Just a cute little joke that I saw on a t-shirt.....
>
>QUESTION: What does it mean to be Baroque?
>
>ANSWER: To have no Monet.
>
>I had to share that with those who would get it. I got tired of explaining
>it.
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Oooooooo! How about this one.

The traffic can get bad around here sometimes. Cars always going over the
speed limit. Zooooom! Look at that Van Gogh!

and these......

Definition of a lost, drunk race fan: Toulouse-Lautrec (to loose the track)

What's a child's doll called from San Salvador? Salvador Dali

What do we call it when Andy digs a trench for the next world war? Andy Warhol

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