Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The
intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of
what he looked like. On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a
mother superior, the minister of finance, a washing machine, and the Eiffel
How many artists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks
How many visitors to an art gallery does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to say "Huh! My four-year old could've done
Art Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Sax Arts & Crafts
----- Original Message -----
From: "Christa Wise" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
To: "ArtsEdNet Talk" <email@example.com>
Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2002 11:57 AM
> I'm first up at the awards banquet this evening. Does anybody have a
> clever art joke with which I can open my remarks?