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Art Jokes

From: Olejarz2
Date: Thu Apr 27 2000 - 08:34:40 PDT

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    Here's one that's been around the web,

    Harold

    After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent
    Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

    His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
    The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
    The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
    The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
    The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh
    His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh
    His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh
    The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar Gogh
    The constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
    The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh
    The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh
    His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
    The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
    An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh
    The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
    A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
    And his niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh 

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